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Sep 03 2008

Placing Bets That Bristol Has a Miscarriage

Published by tsjohnson5 under Election 08 Edit This

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Update: Trig was due in May. He arrived in March. So he was more than 4 weeks premature and weighed 6.2lbs? AND he was a special needs baby? Yeah. Right.

Who honestly believes that Bristol is 5 months pregnant, which would eliminate her being mother to Trig? Who wants to bet that one of the following will happen with her pregnancy:

  1. She will miscarry
  2. She will give birth prematurely

Why do I say this? Because her being 5 months pregnant was announced because of the rumors that she (Bristol) was actually the mother of Trig and not his sister. Which would make Ms. Family Values his grandmother not his momma. And before anybody starts hollering that I’m crazy let’s review the facts, shall we? From Keep It Trill :

You might think of Sarah Palin, who had labor contractions in Texas in the wee hours of the morning and gave a keynote address speech, caught an 8 hour flight to Alaska with a stopover in Seattle, and once arriving in Anchorage, drove another 45 minutes to the one in Palmer, Alaska.

Yet to hear her tell it, she did all this - allegedly with her doctors approval - knowing it was a high risk pregnancy with a Downs Syndrome baby and that she was delivering prematurely, which by the way, is reported to weighing 6.2 pounds. That’s hardly premature weight.

By the way, pregnant women in labor are usually not allowed to fly. Alaska Airlines staff didn’t even know she was pregnant.

Nor did the photographers who did a fashion model shoot of her for Vogue magazine.

Nor did her own staff, until she shocked them with her announcement in March of this year, only six weeks before she delivered.

Meanwhile her 16 year old daughter Bristol was out of school for most of the year, allegedly for infectious mononucleosis. In every photo I’ve seen of her, she’s holding the baby and looks very loving and maternal.

Now, feel free to argue all of those points if you like. But as KIT continues to point out, telling us that Bristol is 5 months pregnant is nice way to nip the rumor mill in the bud or as she says “feed us turkey burger and tell us it’s steak.”

I’m betting on a premature birth myself. I actually believe she is pregnant. She looks very pregnant. And what folk will tell you is that if you force a young girl to have an abortion or in this case, give up her child, she will just turn around and get knocked up again. I will say that this election cycle has been the most interesting in a long time, even if it is for all the wrong reasons.

So place your bets folks. I got $5 on it. Who’s gonna take me up on it?

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