Sep 08 2008
Bristol’s Baby Daddy - Can You See the Shotgun at His Back?
Oh you know he got to be thinking, “I ain’t never fucking another Bitch raw again.”
and, “For some drunkin’ ass and a lil’ bit of head I’m going to be attached to this chick and her crazy ass momma for life.”
and, “Damn! I hope this ho don’t expect me to give her five kids. Hell I didn’t want this one.”
How much do you think they paid him to get that tattoo? Think he’ll get his GED now that he’s in the national spotlight? How soon do you think Bristol and Levi will be married? How long do you think they will stay married? What do you think they will name their child? Bubba if it’s a boy and Mary Lou if it’s a girl? Oh this is gonna be fun.
