Sex & Politics

“I believe in the man up there, God,” said William Steally, a 75-year-old retiree who planned to ride out the storm in Galveston without his wife or sister-in-law. “Ibelieve he will take care of me.”
- AOL.com

And that would be the asinine statement of one of Galvaston’s 90,000 residents that decided not to flee Ike, a storm that is the size of Texas itself.

If he dies. He will have deserved it and I hope his wife and sister-in-law don’t mourn his dumb ass.

God gave the forecasters the ability to let your dumb ass know that this storm was coming.

God gave you the roads that will help your dumb ass get out of the city.

God gave you the cars or other modes of transportation to get your dumb ass out of the city.

God has given you everything you need to save your dumb ass, yet you persist on staying so God can save you?

How that joke go:

There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.

The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, “You can’t stay here you have to come with us.”

The old man replied, “No, God will save me.” So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.

The old man again replied, “God will save me.” So the boat left him again.

An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.

Again the old man refused to leave stating that, “God will grant a miracle & save him.” So the boat left him again.

Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, “Why didn’t you save me? I thought you would grand me a miracle and you have let me down.”

God replied, “You idiot, I don’t know what you’re complaining about. I sent three boats after you!!

Seems like old man Steally needed someone to tell him a joke.